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10-02-2014, 10:45 AM
A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the
> > congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a
> > rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
> >
> > After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
> > decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding
> > salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how
> > much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how
> > much more it could potentially cost.
> >
> > After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
> > chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many
> > gifts as He gives us." Silence fell over the congregation.
> >
> > In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said
> > in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too
> > much of it, we wear rubbers." The entire congregation said, "Amen."
> >
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> > congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a
> > rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
> >
> > After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
> > decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding
> > salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how
> > much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how
> > much more it could potentially cost.
> >
> > After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
> > chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many
> > gifts as He gives us." Silence fell over the congregation.
> >
> > In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said
> > in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too
> > much of it, we wear rubbers." The entire congregation said, "Amen."
> >
> > GOTTA LOVE THOSE SENIOR CITIZENS! http://cdn-cf.aol.com/se/smi/2b0000025d/08