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04-07-2015, 01:02 PM
AN OLD
GEEZER, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very
bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up
outside that said:
Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your
treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was
positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about
medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get
$1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is
what transpired: Dr.
Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my
mouth." Can you please help me??
Dr. Geezer: ---
"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr.
Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer:
"Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That
will be $500."
Dr.
Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days
figuring to recover his money. Dr.
Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
anything." Dr. Geezer:
"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
drops in
the patient's mouth." Doctor
Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer:
"Congratulations! You've got your
memory back. That will be $500." Dr.
Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes
back after several more days. Dr.
Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly
see!!!! Dr. Geezer:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that so --
"Here's your $1000 back." Dr.
Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer:
"Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will
be $500." Moral of story -- Just
because you're "Young" doesn't mean that
you can outsmart an old "Geezer"!!!!
GEEZER, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very
bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up
outside that said:
Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your
treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was
positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about
medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get
$1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
This is
what transpired: Dr.
Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my
mouth." Can you please help me??
Dr. Geezer: ---
"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr.
Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer:
"Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That
will be $500."
Dr.
Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days
figuring to recover his money. Dr.
Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
anything." Dr. Geezer:
"Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
drops in
the patient's mouth." Doctor
Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer:
"Congratulations! You've got your
memory back. That will be $500." Dr.
Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes
back after several more days. Dr.
Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly
see!!!! Dr. Geezer:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that so --
"Here's your $1000 back." Dr.
Young: "But this is only $500..."
Dr. Geezer:
"Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will
be $500." Moral of story -- Just
because you're "Young" doesn't mean that
you can outsmart an old "Geezer"!!!!