we need a :) on our face

[567chevys]

A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a Flight from London to New York. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.









The Flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.



He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”





The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice." http://cdn-cf.aol.com/se/smi/2b0000025d/08http://cdn-cf.aol.com/se/smi/2b0000025d/08

[chevynut]

Is that "R-rated"? :)

[567chevys]

Only if your wearing Panties :D

[Rick_L]

What airline is that? :) I need to fly somewhere tomorrow.

[markm]

I don't need to go anywhere but if that an option I might.

[carls 56 (RIP 11/24/2021)]

thanks, I needed that. :)