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    Pastor & Kids

    A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the
    > > congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a
    > > rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded; so would his paycheck.
    > >
    > > After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation
    > > decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding
    > > salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how
    > > much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how
    > > much more it could potentially cost.
    > >
    > > After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his
    > > chair and spoke, "Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many
    > > gifts as He gives us." Silence fell over the congregation.
    > >
    > > In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said
    > > in her frail voice, "Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too
    > > much of it, we wear rubbers." The entire congregation said, "Amen."
    > >
    > > GOTTA LOVE THOSE SENIOR CITIZENS!

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    Amen!
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    good one.
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