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    DR. Geezer

    AN OLD
    GEEZER, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very
    bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up
    outside that said:
    Dr. Geezer's clinic. "Get your
    treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
    Doctor "Young," who was
    positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about
    medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get
    $1,000. So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
    This is
    what transpired: Dr.
    Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my
    mouth." Can you please help me??
    Dr. Geezer: ---
    "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
    drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr.
    Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer:
    "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That
    will be $500."
    Dr.
    Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days
    figuring to recover his money. Dr.
    Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
    anything." Dr. Geezer:
    "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3
    drops in
    the patient's mouth." Doctor
    Young: "Oh no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
    Dr. Geezer:
    "Congratulations! You've got your
    memory back. That will be $500." Dr.
    Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes
    back after several more days. Dr.
    Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly
    see!!!! Dr. Geezer:
    "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so --
    "Here's your $1000 back." Dr.
    Young: "But this is only $500..."
    Dr. Geezer:
    "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will
    be $500." Moral of story -- Just
    because you're "Young" doesn't mean that
    you can outsmart an old "Geezer"!!!!

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