LOL! Hope you're better this morning after a cup of coffee.

The best way to think about coilover shock loads, imo, is to simply multiply the total spring compression at rest by the spring rate. If I have a shock with a 4" stroke and it runs 2" compressed with a spring preload of 1" that's 3" of total compression and the static axial load with a 400 lb/in spring would be 1200 pounds. If the shock bottoms out the total compression is 5" and there would be a 2000 pound axial load. QA-1 says the maximum axial load on these nylon race bearings is 2000 pounds. Summit's specs say 5000 pounds for the same part.