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    I wear the pants

    Mike was going to get married to Karen, so his father sat him down for a little chat.

    He said, ‘Mike, let me tell you something. On my wedding night, in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants, handed them to your mother and said, ‘Here – try these on.’

    She did and said, ‘These are too big; I can’t wear them.’

    I replied, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will.’ Ever since that night we never had any problems.

    Hmmm,’ said Mike. He thought that might be a good thing to try.

    On his honeymoon, Mike took off his pants and said to Karen, ‘Here – try these on.’

    She tried them on and said, ‘These are too large. They don’t fit me.’

    Mike said, ‘Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always will. I don’t want you to ever forget that.’

    Then Karen took off her pants and handed them to Mike. She said, ‘Here – you try on mine.’

    He did and said, ‘I can’t get into your pants.’

    Karen said, “Exactly, remember that”!

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