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    Italian Funeral Dog

    I was email this so if you find it to be bad taste i will remove it .

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    A Jewish man was leaving a convenience store with his espresso when he noticed a most unusual Italian funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary Italian man walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about 200 men walking single file.
    The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the Italian man walking the dog and said: "I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen an Italian funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
    "My wife's."
    ''What happened to her?"
    "She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."
    He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"
    The Italian man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife when the dog turned on her."
    A very poignant and touching moment of Jewish and Italian brotherhood and silence passed between the two men.
    The Jewish man then asked "Can I borrow the dog?"
    The Italian man replied, "Get in line."

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    My two Labradors get upset when my girlfriend gets upset with me.

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    Pretty bad Sid~!

    My suggestion: If you find yourself married, but wish you weren't... A DIVORCE while expensive is still much less expensive than such alternatives.. Two men sentenced in my area this week:

    1) A Man was sentenced to death for killing his 'second wife', her mother and two children, apparently encouraged by his 'first wife', then setting fire to their home in trying to cover it up. Yes, he was a bigamist also.. the 'first wife' testified against him in return for leniency in sentencing for her part.

    2) Another man was sentenced to LIFE without parole for killing his wife (no details on this one).

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    Sid,
    It was a joke (not real life), and I didn't see the punch line coming!
    Thanks for the joke! Doug

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